Sunday, May 09, 2010

Top 5 Parting Gifts Given Me by the Elderly

5. Empty cream-cheese container filled with sugar cookies.
4. Beige scarf, long sought, eventually located in plastic bag. Musty.
3. Small plastic sandwich bag of cooked noodles.
2. An exchange receipt good for $14.21 at McCaulous Department Store, which is apparently a place that exists.
1. Glass bottle, label scratched off, quarter full of herring.

A visual representation of numbers 5 and 4 and the joy they brought to my life:

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